this place is crazy | aliaswitchblade

022✪ [AUDIO]

aliaswitchblade Feb 20, 2011 05:14

[someone sounds pissed]

Yes, I am a woman. No, I do not have a husband. Yes, I work to pay my own bills. No, that does not mean I will sleep with just you because you wave a bunch of bills in my face. Next guy who tries will get his privates RIPPED OFF. I have standards, boys.

grrr rar!, !event (affected), all dressed up, this place is crazy, no rest for the wicked, !voice, gdi, girl troubles, hard-working woman, bloody hell, hbic, freaky fantastic, never an easy day at work

019✪ [AUDIO]

aliaswitchblade Nov 27, 2010 00:21

I was told this wasn't supposed to ever happen! Sonuvabit-AUGH!

[OOC: 4th Wall Event!]

!event (affected), this place is crazy, !voice, work work work, new york's finest, need a drink, freaky fantastic, 4th wall

017✪ [TEXT]

aliaswitchblade Oct 14, 2010 01:18

That is it. If I catch ONE MORE of you vigilantes and wannabe detectives messing around with and obstructing honest real police work you're going down town in cuffs, you hear me?

!event (affected), serve and protect, this place is crazy, bona fide homicide detective, gdi, new york's finest, hard-working woman, !plot, i'm an officer of the law damn you, never an easy day at work

003✪ Police dog

aliaswitchblade Mar 26, 2010 23:33

Good thing I only own jeans with a low waist. Ugh, late for work.

!event (affected), workaholic, this place is crazy, i'm an animal